A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost. He reduces height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts: “Excuse me, can you help me? I promised my friend I would meet him half an hour ago, but I don’t know where I am.” The man below says: “Yes. You are in a hot air balloon, hovering approximately 30 feet above this field.
You know more than 10 people who own boats and they all park them at the same marina in Annapolis You can pronounce and spell “Pocomoke,” “Mattaponi,” “Accokeek,” and “Havre de Grace” You prononce “Bowie” BOO-ie not BOW-ie or BAUW-ie 1 hour is an easy commute to work You have more than three recipies for crabcakes French fries just don’t taste right without Old Bay There are more than two crab places in your town Even your high school cafeteria made good crabcakes You got your first lacrosse stick before you were six years old You call all turtles “terrapins” You refer to your state as “Merlind” Your mother shops at Hecht’s You still call Six Flags America “Adventure World”, or even “Wild World” You still remember the Wild World commercial (Wild World’s the cure for the summertime blues!
A lesson to be learned from typing the wrong e-mail address! A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon. Because of hectic lives, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules. So, the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day.
gleaned with respect from http://maradydd.livejournal.com/293666.html C: You are a paranoid schizophrenic who spends most of your time confused about which type you should be, convinced that blatantly false things are true because your extreme efficiency leaves no room for sensible error checking. Moreover your terseness encourages people to interact with you badly, providing incomplete and ambiguous instructions for which you nevertheless come up with a legal interpretation, even though most of the time it is completely nonsensical.
TASK: Shoot yourself in the foot. C: You shoot yourself in the foot. C++: You accidentally create a dozen instances of yourself and shoot them all in the foot. Providing emergency medical assistance is impossible since you can’t tell which are bitwise copies and which are just pointing at others and saying, “That’s me, over there.” FORTRAN: You shoot yourself in each toe, iteratively, until you run out of toes, then you read in the next foot and repeat.
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