The only thing I've heard on the radio for the last week - Snoopy is leaving the Mall of America! They lead the news with it, every radio station is talking about it - Am I completely missing something? Is that the reason some people travel to the Mega Mall? I won't believe it even if it's true.

• Here's the deal. They are going to rename Camp Snoopy because they lost their lease on using Peanuts character likenesses. It still doesn't register. This is important? Do I live in the same world with everyone else? Wait! - don't answer that.